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Happy Tuesday all!

Hope you’re all staying well and sane in lockdown, wherever you may be in the world. For those of us in quarantine with others, I’m sure you’ll all share my views that by now, you are probably ready to do 25 to life just to batter a family member who exhaled with a little too much gusto.

But hang in there, guys; hopefully this will all be over soon and we can all go back to (semi) normal life; apart from those of you who have killed somebody– you’re going straight to prison, which is basically like quarantine all over again, just with a little less freedom and a higher risk of dying.

So onto the blog, and there have been a few rather entertaining bits and pieces this last week, so let’s have a little round-up….

The Archewell Foundation

This came out before my last blog post, but I had enough material and though I’d delay commenting on this.

So apparently, Harry and Meghan set up a “charity foundation” under the name Archewell, which was, interestingly enough, actually set up in October 2018, just a few days before Meghan announced she was ‘up the spout’.

According to Team Sussex, the word “archewell” means strength or leader or some shit in Greek (sorry, I really didn’t care to find out) and apparently has nothing to do with their son Archie.

However— the gruesome twosome have hit a stumbling block; it appears the name is already taken on Instagram:

There are actually a number of “Archewell” pages set up on insta—some already existed and some were set up by fans in the wake of the news that the “foundation” had been set up. Because what better way to show support for your “idols” then by nicking the domain they were hoping to use.

Either way, fans or not, we all know how Meghan feels about copyrights and I don’t believe she will be too thrilled to hear that the name has already been taken.

But perhaps, even more nauseating, was Sussex fans taking the “initiative” to organise something called “Archie” day, where they have pretended it is something charitable, when in actual fact, it appears to be more some kind of ruse for attention and money for the Sussexes.

First of all— who is stupid enough to donate to a “cause” when they don’t even know where the money is going? Like I’m gonna give you my hard earned cash— you could be spending it on fucking ASOS for all I know.

I mean really— assuming this wasn’t arranged by Meghan herself— they are literally just fans with no registered organisation. Who is this money going to? It’s like when people set up a Go Fund Me for their hamster’s £1000 surgery:

Secondly, these people have way too much fucking time on their hands. I’m a huge fan of the Cambridges, but I’m not about to start panhandling as a way of “support” for them.

I mean, setting up a donation collection to help impoverished children, in the name of one of the most privileged children on the planet, is so absurd it’s laughable.

I’m dropping the jokes for one second, but in all honesty, if you’re a Sussex fan reading this and planning on parting with your money, I’d give it some thought first.

Who is asking for this money? Are they a legitimate, registered source? What charity are they planning to pass this money onto? How much information have they given on where these funds are going? Don’t be stupid. You could be paying for some Sussex stan’s fucking rent, for all you know.

And lastly, in conclusion, this whole poster is a load of shit.

“…to promote those principles we hold dear: community, kindness and compassion.”

Kindness and compassion? Aren’t these the same people who attack others for no reason on twitter and Instagram, bust out the race card almost hourly and wish death on the Cambridges?

Sussex fans do not know the meaning of those three words (largely as most of them are illiterate), but I’d be so embarrassed to have these people as my “fans”.

Please— I’ll tell you exactly what you can do with that little poster.

Harry and Meghan deliver food in LA

Bloody hell— just when we thought we’d seen the last of them.

There was… just so much wrong with these stories that I am struggling to put my thoughts in order.

Firstly— let’s start with the fact that they probably shouldn’t be out at all, given the fact they have a baby at home and are essentially putting his life at risk by visiting a tonne of people’s homes to deliver food.

I mean, endangering your 11-month-old son, solely because you want to be photographed is a little low.

Secondly— if you’re going to be delivering food to the vulnerable, you might want to make sure you’re wearing the appropriate PPE— and also making sure it is on CORRECTLY.

Harry, mate: I know you’re new to using your brains, but as you’re still failing miserably, here’s some advice: wear gloves at ALL times, only taking them off to change pairs between deliveries to ensure you’re not spreading infection between households.

And for fuck’s sake, if you’re not going to wear a mask, PULL YOUR LITTLE SCARF UP OVER YOUR NOSE.

As for Meghan, if you’re going to wear gloves, you might want to make sure you have BOTH hands covered. What the hell is the point in only wearing one?

I strongly suspect she left one glove off to make sure her engagement and wedding bands were in shot— like we could possibly forget who she married, especially since we’ve been forced to endure the shitshow for the last two years, as well as pay for it.

But another bit of advice for Meghan— gloves protect YOU. They don’t protect others around you. So might be an idea NOT to touch your husband’s back and clothing with a glove that now likely has germs sitting on it’s fingertips.

If you work for the charity that has allowed these two walking infections to deliver food to the homes of the vulnerable, please take them off the job immediately: they have no knowledge of basic common sense or hygiene and will likely end up killing somebody if they’re not careful. I mean, we speak about cleanliness, but Harry appears to have been wearing the same shirt for two days running?

Any in any case, who wants to look over the security cam and see these two standing outside their home?

Honestly, to all other LA based charities, if these two come to you and offer to “help”, please tell them where to go; I highly doubt they give a rat’s arse about helping the vulnerable— more PR and damage control at a weak attempt to repair their reputation.

You can bet this is the first and last “charitable” act they’ll undertake in LA before they go hammer and tongs on trying to make their own money.

Harry and Meghan at Balmoral

So a story broke sometime last week that The Queen allegedly invited Haz-been and Media-Meg to Balmoral this summer, along with Archie, in a bid to “bond” with them. Or maybe to ask them just what the fuck they’re doing in LA when they said they were moving to Canada.

Whether this is true or not, I don’t know — I can’t really see the Queen busting her arse to host those two losers in her castle when they’ve essentially told her where she can stick their jobs and royal responsibilities, but maybe that’s just me.

And isn’t this the third year running now where they’ve apparently “accepted an invite but been unable to attend”? And what better excuse to ditch Scotland this year than a pandemic?

Last year, I think it was because they felt Archie was too small to travel to Scotland, but he was apparently able to jet about to Nice and Ibiza.

And the year before, it was some other shit or another.

In any case, now that Meghan has made her glamorous return to Hollywood (lol), I can’t really see her wanting to head to Scotland to sit indoors with an OAP (no offence ma’am) and play scrabble.

No way; I also fully suspect Meghan and Harry will probably be separated by next summer anyway, once Meghan realises Harry doesn’t quite have the same allure when he’s not playing dress up in his princely suit and carrying out duties on behalf of the crown.

I’m sure Meghan avoiding balmoral will work nicely for her, because it means she doesn’t need an excuse as to why she can’t sit on her backside in a castle and be tended to by servants. What a hard life she leads.

There are other items that have come up this week and I will round these up on Sunday — in other news, it’s Prince Louis’s 2nd birthday on Thursday (where I expect we’ll have some new photos of the little one likely tomorrow) and of course, today is Her Majesty The Queen’s 94th birthday.

Happy birthday ma’am and a happy and safe rest of the week to you all! 💋