Happy Sunday huns!
Sorry – I am getting really shit with updating this on a weekly basis, but I’m trying to keep up with it all. If only life would stop getting in the way.
But I’m here now – so let’s get cracking…
Meghan ties ribbons
And just like that, poverty ended and world peace was restored.
In “honour” of the young woman who was brutally raped and murdered, Uyinene Mrwetyana, Meghan made sure that she was up front and centre to highlight her grief – though she probably hadn’t even heard the young woman’s story until she’d been briefed ten minutes before in the car, all while practicing her “solemn” expression in the rear view mirror.
Yes – rather than posting a picture of the young woman who lost her life, Meghan made sure she was caught on camera doing something charitable – because what’s the point of doing something good if nobody’s looking, right Meg?
In fact – one look at their “Sussex royal” Instagram will show you that this tour was nothing more than the fucking Meghan show. Seriously – even on a post about visiting a place of worship, all Me-again has shared are photos of herself like it’s some kind of Vogue photo shoot, rather than a royal tour with charitable focuses.
I mean really, it would be laughable if it wasn’t so shocking. Almost every post was entirely about her. Even if Harry has gone somewhere solo, she still managed to find a way to shove her name and face in.
In fact, one article recently described them as “The Duchess of Sussex and her husband”.
If I’m not mistaken, the “Duchess” (lol) would not be a Duchess without marrying who she did, so something about that doesn’t read right, but maybe it’s just me.
I sense Harry getting Charles-jealous-of-Diana-vibes in 3, 2, 1…
Meghan Skypes Malawi
Which brings me nicely to my next point.
Yes, while Prince Harry buggered off to Malawi to patronise yet more sad folk, Meghan made sure her main man didn’t forget about her – or let others do so either.
On a visit to a school, Harry, obviously labouring under the same misapprehension as his wife that she is actually popular anywhere, made sure she stuck her ski-slope nose into proceedings by Skyping the poor girls in the classroom – most of whom probably don’t even have WiFi, let alone use it to look up shit about Meghan.
Harry expressed pride over his wife’s appearance – clearly proud she managed to type in the Skype password herself and everything, further proving that her own education (which daddy Markle paid for), had really come in handy.
Harry got into the spirit of things and even joined some morning prayers with one of the young students:
Prayer time over, Prince Harry interacted with some of the young students, discussing important current affairs:
He even met the President of Malawi:
And then interacted with more of the locals:
All in all – a successful trip for the Duke of Sussex.
Harry and Meghan take legal action
Yes, these two plonkers are actually taking legal action against the Daily Mail (and whoever else they feel like) because they “write negative things about Meghan” and because the letter she wrote to her dad was released to the public – like that wasn’t her intention from the start.
I think somebody may need to also tell Harry that the DM don’t have anything favourable to say about anyone, but don’t let the truth get in the way of a lawsuit.
Harry actually even went as far as to release a lengthy statement, telling us how much his wife was “suffering” in private and how he “couldn’t stand by and watch it anymore.”
If they’re looking for some form of sympathy after spending all our money and trying to shut us out at every turn, they’re not gonna get it here. Save for a few idiots, the public are fully done with these two.
Harry – neither you nor your wife know what “suffering” is.
You were born with a fucking silver spoon in your mouth and bar the loss of your mother, an event you’ve dined out on for 21 years and seem to think will get you a free pass for everything, you do not know what this truly means.
And what about Meghan The Humanitarian suing her own father? I thought, according to her, he was once the best thing since sliced bread?
This is one circus that isn’t going to come to an end anytime soon, but I’m finding it hilarious, so keep ’em coming I say!
Harry gets aggy with the press
Following a visit to a hospital in Malawi, Prince Harry was asked “what he hoped to gain by the short visit he made”, which nicely fucked him off.
“Ask them” and gesturing back to the hospital with his thumb was his response – which was probably another way of saying “I haven’t got a fucking clue.”
Any further questions from Harry were met with a dismissive response, with him essentially telling one reporter not to be a dick – before jumping into his chauffeur driven car, with security, water and AC waiting.
As usual, the Sussexes show their anger at being called out by anybody on their own behaviour. For two people who love looking in the mirror, they sure as hell don’t enjoy having one held up to them.
But we can all thank our lucky stars – this “royal tour” is now over and hopefully the Spender Sussexes have retreated back into their cave for several months, where they can have all the “privacy” they want.
This coming week should be interesting and it’s a big one – The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge touch down in Pakistan tomorrow for a four-day tour of the country, and we all know they’re going to do us proud.
Let’s face it, we fucking need them to redeem the image after the Sussexes buggered it up yet again overseas.
I can’t wait! Until next weekend, my lovelies…
Another brilliant entry; so happy to see you back!
Is MeGain preggers again, do you think? Her body, (no mum shaming here) is looking thicker than after she had Archie the doll.
Also, if that clueless bint pushes, pulls or pokes Harry one more time I’m going to lose my shit. Who exactly does she think she is??
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Thank you my love! 💖 and I was thinking that but I’m sure they’d have announced it during the tour for maximum attention if she was. I really think she’s just thick round the middle from Archie and just didn’t lose the weight. It’s odd though because she isn’t chubby anywhere else – just her face and waist…
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As ever nicely put together with just the right amount of sarcasm – I think you were very gentle on the Surplus to requirements Sussex’s though!
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Haha thank you lovely! 💖 and I probably was – choosing my battles 😉
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Hilarious! Brilliantly written and spot on. Loved every bit. Looking forward to next one.
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Thank you lovely!! ❤️
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Loved the screaming about ‘we’re gonna sue the DM for invading our privacy!’ and without ANY loss of time the Mail hit back by pointing out that the letter had already been leaked by HER friends and that her father gave it the letter. I’m sure part of the defence will be that neither of them is averse to using the press in the same way Diana did – to promote favourable PR.
Can these two just shut up and go away? or mostly, just go away.
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Exactly!! That’s the bit that got me – but of course, all is forgiven when it’s one of Meghan’s little “friends” who leaks something. But not ok when it’s her father and he gets phased out of her life? She’s such a tool.
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What I think we are seeing here is a lack of self-awareness at the very least. And lack of self-awareness is a very unintelligent trait. I am convinced that she simply cannot get out of the mindset that she’s not in Hollywood now and she doesn’t have to keep promoting her brand to get one over her rivals: and what’s so funny is the sheer class with which the Cambridges are trumping the Sussexes every time in the PR stakes.
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Totally agree! The Cambridges don’t even have to try – they’re just classy. Madam Meghan will always think she’s in LA still and will behave that way. She’s not a royal.
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Absolutely brilliant as always!! You always make me laugh while telling the cold , hard truth on those two filthy grifters. I look forward to next weeks blog!
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Thank you my darling! Really appreciate that 💖
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Loved every single thing about this! I always look forward to your Royal Roundups on Sunday! ❤ This one had me laughing my ass off.
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Thank you my lovely! I really appreciate your kind words 💖
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You always bring a smile to my face! I hope to the dear Lord above she’s not preggers. I don’t think we can take another 11 months of bump holding belly rubbing and coat flicking!!
The lowly peasants will soon start revolting outside the castle or maybe start chucking moldy fruit at her. We can only hope?
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Thank you love! 💖 and I hope not either, although if she isn’t already, we know it’s in the post. She’ll be sure to have another one next year. She’s not leaving that family with any less than two kids, that’s for sure.
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Always looking forward on Sundays for your post.Had me laughing on this one.Made my day
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Thank you my love!! 💖
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I love beautiful Kate and William. They just ooze class. Im so very glad William was born first. Please no more dollys. Err i meant babies, i just couldnt cope. She seems to have got fatter long after Archie weird !! And please if you do have another child. Choose a Royal name for goodness sake!!
Be gone from our shores
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Agree with all of what you’ve said 👏🏼 strange how she now looks more pregnant than she did when she was actually “pregnant”. Very strange indeed…
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I agree with these honest, true comments. The Sussexes want us to have sympathy for them after the people pay their salaries to live in the lap of luxury. Oh please Meghan! Stop crying to the cameras. We don’t believe your fake tears!
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Right! I’m sick of this crap. It’s offensive when they’ve visited a country of poverty-stricken people to moan about a few camera flashes. The fucking cheek of it!
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Truly, your hilarious blog is a palate cleanser from the bitter bile known as the Suckasses. The lowlife tied the ribbon and merched the outfit immediately thereafter. Also, I was desperately hoping that you would address the huge rubber butt she wore under the washerwoman mosque “dress”. But, thank you so much for this delightful blog!
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Hahaha thank you lovely 💖 and I need to go back and look at the photos – barely noticed that!
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